Some people visit porn sites

I, instead, go to Funda. So many objects of desire can be found there. I look at each one, look at the pictures, and dream of what I would to with them if only I had them. And, when looking is not enough, I ring the agent to book an appointment, so I can be by the object of desire, even inside it. And, of course, dreams stay dreams, and I cannot have any of those. For how long?